Don't call me Shirley!

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via refkins)

ewebean:

This is how he got Smaug’s attention at this scene and you can’t convince me otherwise.

I SAW THE TRAILER I SAW THE TRAILER OH  MY GOD DFBKHCNSDIJCHJKSDGHVJSHD

THEN I REMEMEBR I READ THE BOOK AND

whatascheme:

brokenworldmedia:

iwishicouldfindgodsteeth:

sororitynoise:

s o r r y

This is sick.

We will have these in soon!

this is so classic rock

whatascheme:

brokenworldmedia:

iwishicouldfindgodsteeth:

sororitynoise:

s o r r y

This is sick.

We will have these in soon!

this is so classic rock

(via pmon3y69)

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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(via vaginapowersactivate)

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

(via hey--its--michelle)

baby-make-it-hurt:

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

OH MY GOD CAN YOU NOT 😍

(via shotaboyarmin)

make me choose; elsaicepalace asked Little Elsa or Adult Elsa?

(via counterpunches)

ezraye:

Confession: I take notes.

ezraye:

Confession: I take notes.

(via rai-crossing)

rai-crossing:

Sketch commission for felixnightblood
Sorry I posted it late, some friends are over

rai-crossing:

Sketch commission for felixnightblood
Sorry I posted it late, some friends are over

OMG AAWWWWW 80896103 fallenqueen001101

(Source: nepetaquest, via raichuino)

kksonata:

hanacrossing:

astropolice:

so my brother loaded a running hack on his copy of wild world 

omg what

why am i laughing so hard

(Source: suikerpil, via raichuino)