Don't call me Shirley!

felixnightblood:

Okay, so my grandma and papa came over with a cake today. Grandma had a little frosting on her shirt so my mom says “ma, you got a little frosting on your boob.” I took a sip of my drink just as she started wiping it off and papa said “I got it.”

My drink came out of my nose

HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE LIKE 3 OR 4 NOTES MY PAPA DIDN’T KICK POLIO’S ASS AND SERVE IN THE NAVY FOR YOU TO IGNORE HIS COMEDY GOLD

shamelustly:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

(Source: sizvideos, via ohitsapumbloom)

Okay, so my grandma and papa came over with a cake today. Grandma had a little frosting on her shirt so my mom says “ma, you got a little frosting on your boob.” I took a sip of my drink just as she started wiping it off and papa said “I got it.”

My drink came out of my nose

Tonight on Outlander

Claire: Oh, he'll be fine, his femoral artery didn't-- JESUS H.ROOSEVELT CHRIST.

leahofhell:

"it’s a sedative"

"is that spanish?"

peetarue:

"She’s just a girl with spirit, is all. That’s always a good thing."

italianoutlanders:

Outlander games: Jamie & Dougal [x]

Spaaaaaaaaaaaace

jennyanya27:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, yall.

This is the best thing ever.

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

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semperfiandsemperfortis:

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

I sang it in my head holy shit

semperfiandsemperfortis:

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

I sang it in my head holy shit

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faithii:

xodiaq:

may10baby:

disputedjustice:

pettankoprincess:

videohall:

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.

I’m so glad this is back on my dash

D’aww~

Every time I see this I always think that the guy’s nose is his mouth.

My wife and I in a nutshell.